The Santaland Diaries

December 2-18, 2010

Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30pm
at the Columbia Performance Center

The Santaland Diaries Logo You can’t keep a good elf down! New Edgecliff’s devilish 2-for-1 holiday treat is back for its fourth straight season. The Santaland Diaries recounts the daily humiliations and all the you-can’t-make-that-up observations made by Sedaris during his first New York job: working as an elf in the midst of the ultimate holiday wonderland, Macy’s Santaland. “Crumpet” survives crazed Santas, obnoxious parents and queasy children. This tale will delight the scrooge in everyone! Then, in Season’s Greetings, Joceyln Dunbar sits down to write her annual holiday letter. Desperate to hang onto her traditions, this slightly-too-cheery homemaker reveals to family and friends some rather disturbing details of her past year. Be sure to make New Edgecliff’s twisted holiday tradition your own!

Intended for Mature Audiences Only

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Performance Location

All NET productions are held at the Columbia Performance Center, located at 3900 Eastern Ave., Cincinnati, OH 45226. The "Big Pink Church" is a half mile east of Delta Avenue. To learn more about the Columbia Performance Center and the Columbia-Tusculum area, visit our page here.

Parking Information

Parking is available on the street in the blocks surrounding the facility (please pay attention to posted signs). This means you can park on Eastern Avenue, Stites Avenue, or even Tennyson Avenue and still be within a few short steps of the front door! Please note, our patrons are NOT permitted to park in the Irish Heritage Center lot across the street.